- You don’t trust people who don’t drink Starbucks.
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You don’t trust anyone to properly convey your order.
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You know which barista made you drink by taste.
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You have been late to work or class because your day would be worse without it.
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You have driven 20+ minutes for a drink.
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You consider yourself an unofficial Starbucks connoisseur.
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You don’t take drinks seriously unless they have a green straw.
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You think “Going out for drinks” means going to Starbucks.
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The thought of any other coffee brand is offensive.
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Your Facebook friends with the Starbucks baristas.
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You considered injecting your drink directly into your veins
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You wondered if there was an AA for loyal Starbucks customers.
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The barista at the Starbucks knows you and your drink on sight.
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Starbucks gift card is the number one thing on your Christmas & birthday list…because you cant possible have enough right!
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Your car and office are a collection of Starbucks cups.
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You have more selfies with Starbucks cups then you do with your best friend
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you considered working there just for the discount.
